Lucidia Lohman

Lucidia’s First Dispatch

You are probably wondering why you haven’t heard from me yet. Well, aside from the fact that I just recently developed movable fingers and an auditory system that works in order to acquire and develop language, let’s face it—it’s damn near impossible to get wi-fi in utero.

Well, it appears my earthly guardians—that lady at the end of the feeding tube (she always says her name is “Mom”) and the guy she always hangs out with (she calls him lots of different names, but a three-letter one I hear often with “Mom” has been “Dad”) have decided upon the name Lucidia Rose Lohman for me. (more…)