Lucidia Lohman

38 Weeks… The Countdown Begins

12 days to go. Well, at least that’s what I hear Mom saying. She goes “12 12 12 12 12 12… get out.” That makes me laugh. Then she mentions “eviction notice” to Dad, and he laughs. I still don’t know what that is.

Has anyone heard of this thing called “Thanksgiving”? Wow! And I thought Whoppers were good! Nothing compares to turkey, stuffing, gravy, jellied cranberry, and sweet potato casserole! Absolutely nothing! I think Mom ate her weight in turkey legs. I like turkey. And then Dad made turkey rice soup. Wow. That was great.

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Lucidia’s First Dispatch

You are probably wondering why you haven’t heard from me yet. Well, aside from the fact that I just recently developed movable fingers and an auditory system that works in order to acquire and develop language, let’s face it—it’s damn near impossible to get wi-fi in utero.

Well, it appears my earthly guardians—that lady at the end of the feeding tube (she always says her name is “Mom”) and the guy she always hangs out with (she calls him lots of different names, but a three-letter one I hear often with “Mom” has been “Dad”) have decided upon the name Lucidia Rose Lohman for me. (more…)