I would like to make an announcement:
I could come any day now!
Sure, my due date is December 13, but really, what do doctors know? Now that I’m 36 weeks gestated, I can come at any time because I’m considered full-term! Sure, I should stay put for a few more weeks to aid in lung development and overall weight gain (Mom loves weight gain, especially now that I’m making her crave all sorts of fats and sugars), but if I decided to come now, it’d be kosher.
Mom’s been saying she hopes I come right after Thanksgiving. Something about “convenience” and “holidays” is all she can talk about.